Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.
by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010
When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.
Derived from pontoone boats etc.
Derived from pontoone boats etc.
by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003
by thediggler99 October 9, 2006
by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004
by Idontknowshit December 12, 2015
The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)
Coined by SizeQueenSupreme
Coined by SizeQueenSupreme
He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.
by Sukebe- No Kotoba August 31, 2008