Urban Dictionary: ponies

Tyler Lettieri

Yo I got a group of fine chicks that wanna come chill but Tyler wants to stay home and wack his meat. He's a damn pony!

by rasti man August 04, 2011

A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?

Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.

Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.

by King BookRock August 12, 2011

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to give back; to return something, usually money

"hey man, where'd you get the money for that ice cream, biotch? where's the money you owe me? you better pony up"

by pearl January 08, 2004

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1. Adj. Weak; lame; pussy; pathetic; stupid; retarded, idiot, dumb-ass comical in its sheer idiocy or feebleness. Subpar;
2. A really lame object/person or action
3. With gamers, it usually refers to the lame actions or ineffective gameplay referring to the awkwardness of their movements or lack of coordination while playing and thus getting owned.
4. Used when frustrated as well when the pony is the source of the frustration

1."Man that guy was a total pony"
2."What a pony ass nigga"
3. "That movie was totally pony"
4. "That team was a bunch of ponies."
5. "They all played like a bunch of ponies"
6. "I havent seen so many ponies since a horse show"
7. "Man pony"
8. "Dammit why did you have to act like/ be such a pony. "

by D.Griffin June 05, 2007