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pondscum 

Lowest of the lowest form of life, lower than a maggot.
He had not an ounce of respect for women, Pondscum.
pondscum by Dooney October 31, 2004
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pond scum 

One you would consider a very primitive life form. A person without principles or morals. A useless person. Lower than wood tick and perhaps silghtly higher than whale shit.
By her recent official actions one might conclude that she is only slightly better than pond scum.
pond scum by sidelock October 24, 2004
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pond scum 

Worst possible word or phrase you can call a person. To be pond scum is be worse than any curse you can dream up. Pond scum is the shit of humanity. The worst of the worst and nothing can get any lower than this. Pedophiles, rapists and any kinds of abusers would be worthy of this title.
Rehmeyer was considered pond scum after abusing children and women.
pond scum by lgt January 21, 2008

pond scum 

What's the lowest thing you can think of? Pond scum! What could be the answer to the energy crisis? Pond scum! Turns out that algae (pond scum) is an excellent source of vegetable oil, which can be turned into bio-diesel and used in place of petroleum based diesel fuel. What a bargain!

1st person: Hey, let's start an algae farm and get in on the pond scum business before it even starts!

2nd person: Huh? WTF?!
pond scum by wichita May 7, 2008

pond scum sucking 

The lowest of the low life. Lower than whale shit. The dregs of the dregs.
When Facebook lauched open registration every pond scum sucking, bottom-feeding, porn-addicted, low life perv started prowling member sites, looking for cheerleader babes to drool over.
pond scum sucking by Coriolus October 21, 2008

Pond scum 

A worthless, non respectable human being. One might say “a shitty” person. Can be described as an ignorant person from California, Calabases to be more specific.
That kid from California, jack? He is pond scum!”
Pond scum by Fieldsgoodchicken November 10, 2020

Pond Scum 

Very similar to Mud Butt however the bowel movement is green.
Dude I shouldn't have eaten that blue raspberry candy last night. I had some wicked pond scum at work.
Pond Scum by Long Ironside August 19, 2009
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