When one has been duped in a relationship by a political science major, skilled in the science of lying and manipulation for personal gain under a public guise of reasonableness and rationality. Includes, but not limited to, surreptitious blowjobs and sex
“I just apologized for asking to be in an exclusive relationship with a guy who's supposed to be my boyfriend. Holy shit, he totally polysci-ed me.”
Many a plebeian has mistakenly believed that this designation is a shortened form of the phrase “political science”. Albeit true, this notion denies the much more jocular alternate “polymer science”—only those well versed in the art of alchemy can comprehend its genius!
Godwin: Archibald, I must create the philosopher’s stone.
Archibald: Have you been doing polysci?
Godwin: Political science? Stop making such absurd statements!
Archibald: No…polymer science!
Godwin: Ha! Ha! A joshing response indeed! I must tell my companions Bartholomew and Cornelius of this hilarity anon.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.