Pole Bitch

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The person in charge of setting up spinnaker. This person is usually bullied by

the person steering. This person will have epic falls if they cant do spinnaker

right. The pole bitch is usually the person who does all the work.

Alex is the teams pole bitches.
I hate to be the pole bitch.
Lauren is the best at being the pole bitch.
Eric is not a very good pole bitch and Sara does most of the work.=

Pole Bitch by Ninja Kiwi August 15, 2009

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Bitch-pole

When you are having sexual intercourse with your girlfriend, and she unexpectedly whips out a strap-on and fucks you in the ass against your will, thus making you her bitch.

Noun: Dude, I was banging my girlfriend last night and she took out the bitch-pole. My ass is really sore today.

Verb: Dude, she totally bitch-poled you!

Bitch-pole by SickBoy5429 January 24, 2015

Related Words

Pole Bitch • Bitch-pole • Pokebitch • plebitch • polibitch • poles itchin • Pole smoker • pole • Pole Vault • Pole Position

polibitch

someone who talks about politics without knowing a thing about them and just voices a loud opinion really loudly and is proud about it

"did you guys watch the state of the union last night?"
"nah man, but you know, george bush is an idiot he should be killed"
"dude do you even know what party hes a member of? ur such a polibitch"

polibitch by diatonix January 29, 2007

Pokebitch

Some random bitch you picked up so he/she can catch Pokemons while you drive

I think I will call Misty...
I need a pokebitch

Pokebitch by xX_PussyDestroyer_Xx August 3, 2016

Pokebitch

Someone who has become a slave to the evil pokempire, and its totally pokewhipped

omg did you har about Christian? he is a TOTAL pokebitch now, hes wearing a jigglypuff back pack :|

Pokebitch by james144 December 6, 2009

plebitch

someone whos so sensitive, they abuse their power to hide their flaws. they also suck kpop dick.

Stop being a plebitch!

plebitch by Big Daddy Sylent October 31, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026