pointy boner 

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade

I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.

pointy boner by Rupert Hannibal Queefeater March 8, 2023

Boner Points 

Additional points awarded to female figure skaters who manage to give the judges a boner during their routine.

Warning: No boner points are applicable if the skater is not 18 years of age.

Kevin: How the hell did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!

Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!

Boner Points by Johnny Dirty Mouth February 26, 2010

Boner Points 

When you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school assignment in a sexual way.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.

Guy: Why did Circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.

Boner Points by Cuchilla October 27, 2009

boner point 

To say something that makes people incredibly excited

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts

boner point by A-FERRRRR October 4, 2011

Boner Points 

Points awarded in the game of life

Krissy, you just grabbed all the asses in this room. You get 10,000 boner points.

And a high five, cause youre my best friend.

Boner Points by boner bro steve June 28, 2010

boner point 

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.

boner point by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011