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God ping 

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
God ping by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

200 ping god 

imaqtkat, the 200 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.
imaqtkat is the 200 ping god
200 ping god by eaurus October 18, 2023

199 ping god 

Kikikatme, similar to the 200 ping god, imaqtkat, decimates decimates any competition despite his occasional high ping. He is the 199 ping god.
Kikikatme's penis is so large. He is indeed the 199 ping god.
199 ping god by Moist Individual April 18, 2024

199 ping god 

Kikikatme, the 199 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.
"That kikikatme sure is a 199 ping god."
"Wtf is a Kikikatme? and wtf is a 199 ping god?"
"A Kikikatme is the sexiest man alive and a 199 ping god decimates his enemies at the high ping of 199. That man is both the sexiest man alive and high dominates at 199 ping."
199 ping god by Moist Individual April 22, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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