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The word poiik is the fancy way of saying pedo or somebody a nonce.
That guy is such a poiik
poiik by Saltyjaqwees April 26, 2021
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polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz 

Hi, so you are dead inside because something happened, and now you still have that project to do and you just want some how to find support, what do you do? First you went to google, YAY now your problems will be solved by the internet. Next you searched "I'm dead inside", it took you to memes and a song, BOO. You try typing random things to the search bar. And then you reach a word that UrbanDictionary.com has not defined yet so you, are now here adding a definition.
How are you?
polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz
Oh that bad huh?

poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq

This is the sign of superior boredom. You have already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq and qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp so you type the keyboard backwards in three letters from top to bottom. You are almost dead
I was in PE doing some sit ups and I actually just poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq ('ed) out. I feel so superiority to other intells.

polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa 

KILL ME IM TRAPPED MAKING THESE FOR LIFE HELP!!!!!
He was kidding, he is fine. right slave? NO HELP ME!!! He is joking *get back in your box and write the definition for polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa*
a random word a stranger yelled at me so im making it a definition
you poilk
poilk by poilk February 10, 2022
@PoikaU is sus amongE
PoikaU by prankster855 March 31, 2022

polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa 

when ur bored
Person 1: hey
Person 2: polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa
Person 1: im calling the police if you dont back off
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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