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A "polite" way to say, "Pissed off." Usually used when around little kids so not to taint their ears because they heard "grown-up language."
Hank: "Sanjaya got voted off American Idol April 18, 2007!"
Owen: "I know! That makes me so-
*notices little children around*
-POed!"
POed by Carrera's Wedge April 28, 2007
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Pissed off. Angered!
I'm so fucking POed at Bob, because he fired me from Wal-Mart!
POed by Molly February 22, 2004
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1.) V. Another word for owned or "pwned".
2.) V. To be utterly annihilated/obliterated.
3.) N. Another word for idiot.
N. "Poed!"
N. "You stupid poed."
V. "You just got poed."
V. "I poed you in that match today."
poed by Quad X March 15, 2007
when you and/or your friends get "rolled on" by the police.
when you get caught by the cops.
"last night we got poed on while we were in the cemetery"

if you drink and drive you have the chance of getting poed on!
poed by jasmine July 23, 2004
When one deficates on themself,forcing one to get in the bath tub play with a rubberduck until they vomit in the tub and slowy masterbate in there own feces and vomit until they climax and pass out
Boi tyler was so drunk saterday he poed himself .
Poed by The ha ha March 26, 2019
To become a victim of Poe's law of the internet.

Poe's law basically says that on the internet you can't really tell satire from genuine crazy. And if you react to satire as if it is not satire then you have been "Poed"
Example: If you have failed to notice that someone is being satirical in an internet forum and reply as if the person is being serious then you have been Poed.
Dude that guy is not serious. You got poed.
poed by ttguy August 1, 2022
Yo cracka, you poundin dat sheep the other night was poedgim.

Hey that 400 pound woman up in da club last night wearing spandex was poedgim yo.
poedgim by Tigger Man March 10, 2004
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