pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

pod person 

POD PEOPLE are believed to be about 90% of the world's population. They are of a hive mind. Their emotions are limited and often go from one extreme to another. Some believe the PODS are a virus of this Earth construct. Some believe we put them into this construct to fill it up like "background people" in a movie. Either way, the PODS took control of the Earth Template Constructs. At this time we cannot comment on the date the PODS "overtook" us. However, for many of the "real" humans we are going to a new Construct that is POD free. Hope I see you there!

Hey, get a load of this new marketing campaign I targeted at the average POD Person "You're a moron so buy this".

pod person by Light Warrior March 17, 2017

pod person 

A mindless, pliable person who cannot make an informed decision for themselves. A marketers dream. Characterized by a blank glaze, frequent toe tapping and head nodding. The most distinguishing characteristic of a Pod Person is the white ear-buds which attach to their life support.

A Pod Person is most often seen on any public transit system.

pod person by ltlefrog April 22, 2006

pod person 

Someone who mindlessly goes along with the official dogma or party line. One who never questions ideas or statements or thinks for themselves preferring to passively absorb ready made sound bites and pre-digested ideas.

Since he became a born again christian he's turned into a real pod person. Next he'll be chanting and burning incense.

pod person by Edword July 31, 2006

pod person 

A person who creates or listens to podcasts (a form of online broadcasting). Also, an owner of an iPod.

I got an iPod for Christmas, and I'm now a pod person.

pod person by Jim Dallas April 15, 2006

The May Pooperson 

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

The May Pooperson by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

poopersonic 

A visit to the toilet that produces more sound than substance, much to the embarrassment of the flatulent defecator or defacatrix.

Another bloody poopersonic, alas!

poopersonic by Rob9811 October 31, 2010