pocket vag

A vagina primarily used to store small objects. Also functions with full reproductive capabilities. It is possible to have in excess of one pocket vag.

"Hey Mickey, I just knocked up your left pocket vag. Also please return my video rental, I placed it in your left pocket vag for you. If it isn't returned by tommorow I will have to pay a $4.00 overdue fee.

by Kenny Shaw November 28, 2007

pocket vag

The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)

2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.

girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags

by maribbaby October 9, 2009

Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.

She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.

by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016

Pus Pocket Vagina

When a bitch is being excessivly bitchy, her father fucks her, and her vagina expands so much that pus oozes out and creates pockets in her pubic hair.

omg jamie! your pus pocket vagina is especially oozie today!

by justin&&iris&&morgan December 30, 2008

vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011

Vagina pocket

A lacrosse pocket/mesh that is tangled and mushed into your lacrosse head making it look like a vagina.

hey man your lacrosse mesh looks like a vagina pocket, its all soft and mushed into your head

by Adam Witt April 12, 2008

vaginal pocket

Another name for woman's vagina.

guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.

by jimmybomm February 22, 2021