pocket boner 

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

pocket boner by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

pocket boner 

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.

James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.

pocket boner by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

Boner Pockets 

A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.

"Yo, she has some deep boner pockets!"

Boner Pockets by Onlyonthurs May 28, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008