1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.
2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock
by 'sup P December 12, 2004
Get the plutonic friend mug.A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.
A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.
by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020
Get the Plutonic Friend mug.A very close friend of any gender. Everyone thinks you are dating, or at least flirting a little. F.eks. Dan and Phil (Danisnotonfire & Amazingphil) The are Platonic Soulmates, which means that they aren't "Dating soulmates" but Platonic soulmates, because they aren't dating, but best friends.
Both men and women can have a plantonic friend, and everyone can be a platonic friend. Its "uni gender"
Both men and women can have a plantonic friend, and everyone can be a platonic friend. Its "uni gender"
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Get the non-platonic friend mug.A very very very close friend of the opposite sex. A woman is a man's platonic friend if she's his best friend (or a very close friend of his), but nothing more.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
person1: Ashley and Brandon are so close to each other, they spend all of their time together. I'm sure they're dating!
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
by Shelllsea July 20, 2009
Get the Platonic friend mug.A very close male friend that a woman has. Their relationship is strictly "just friends" and usually never involves anything sexual. Men do not have platonic friends, just simply women they haven't fucked yet.
Somewhere along the way, John made a wrong turn and slipped into the friends zone by not making a sexual move on Cindy.
Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"
Max: "No"
Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"
Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"
Max: "No"
Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"
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Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)
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