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Pluto pups

Dudes who appear to have a lucrative but mysterious revenue source they have cultivated themselves because of their popularity , charm and ability to attract the opposite sex and make them happy. But who have created an illusion to achieve this status. Either by copying someone else or stealing an identity and customers , Until audited thoroughly they have the freedom to change lives for the better - even though they r just cold micro planets - but who convince ppl they are warm and actually change their lives for much worse.

Verb: when he started paying for pros to do the work the Pluto pups had no excuses left to micro fridges or mini bars (see definitions) and so chose to prevent the money being paid to him that forced him to do the work himself like housing commission entertainment , and that’s when they hid the camera in the clock and started sword fighting at the urinals.
Yeh everyone thought that he was a thief and a criminal because some Pluto pups were using his money to create an illusion of success. temporarily it served them when asking for sex from strangers however none of the clients requested them again so it was determined that they were in fact Pluto pups who hired a ferrari and were given roofies to give to their friends girlfriends to fill the passenger seat for one day. They also avoided gym work by spending money on clothes beyond their means and throwing tns on their feet the equivalent of high heels for dudes. Pluto pups have usually got spring rolls , battered savs or Pluto pups under their knees which also made appear competent by using tns to straighten a bent gait - tns are corsettes for dudes.
Pluto pups by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022
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Pluto pups

Dudes who appear to have a lucrative but mysterious revenue source they have cultivated themselves because of their popularity , charm and ability to attract the opposite sex and make them happy. But who have created an illusion to achieve this status. Either by copying someone else or stealing an identity and customers , Until audited thoroughly they have the freedom to change lives for the better - even though they r just cold micro planets - but who convince ppl they are warm and actually change their lives for much worse.

Verb: when he started paying for pros to do the work the Pluto pups had no excuses left to micro fridges or mini bars (see definitions) and so chose to prevent the money being paid to him that forced him to do the work himself like housing commission entertainment , and that’s when they hid the camera in the clock and started sword fighting at the urinals.
Yeh everyone thought that he was a thief and a criminal because some Pluto pups were using his money to create an illusion of success. temporarily it served them when asking for sex from strangers however none of the clients requested them again so it was determined that they were in fact Pluto pups who hired a ferrari and were given roofies to give to their friends girlfriends to fill the passenger seat for one day. They also avoided gym work by spending money on clothes beyond their means and throwing tns on their feet the equivalent of high heels for dudes. Pluto pups have usually got spring rolls , battered savs or Pluto pups under their knees which also made appear competent by using tns to straighten a bent gait - tns are corsettes for dudes.
Pluto pups by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022
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