plushlight

A hybrid of a plushie (soft toy) and a Fleshlight (vagina-shaped sex toy), turning any plush into a pleasure device.

I can't believe he actually turned his childhood teddy bear into a plushlight

by DriveLetter-B February 28, 2025

flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).

{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!

by Telephony November 6, 2012

Flushlight

When you hit a drive so pure and “flushed” it’s as good as piping a flashlight.

*golfer hits a perfect drive* “that’s a flushlight”

by Curltastrophe August 2, 2025