flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).

{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!

flushlight by Telephony November 6, 2012

Flushlight

When you hit a drive so pure and “flushed” it’s as good as piping a flashlight.

*golfer hits a perfect drive* “that’s a flushlight”

Flushlight by Curltastrophe August 2, 2025

complimentary horror game flashlight 

Every horror game- Kubz Scouts

give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch

complimentary horror game flashlight by Mr_Mow May 13, 2020

complimentary horror game flashlight 

A term coined by Jay "THAT DUDE" Perez from the Kubz Scouts on YouTube. Almost every horror game comes equipped with one.

Do I get a complimentary horror game flashlight?
Where's my complimentary horror game flashlight?

complimentary horror game flashlight by K. J. A. January 2, 2022

Tactical Military Flashlight 

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!

When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

Tactical Military Flashlight by Starchylde July 31, 2016

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Fleshlight Squire by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Complimentary-Horror-Game-Flashlight 

A Complimentary-Horror-Game-Flashlight is a word that was first made up by kubz scouts // AKA Jay :D// This is something that every game has/needs to BE a horror game. Sometimes it is also called a "Fleshlight" by the dumbass when he's scared during a playthrough of a (horror) game,,

I'm quoting this..
"CAN I GET MY DAMN COMPLIMENTARY-HORROR-GAME-FLASHLIGHT IT'S FUCKING DARK!"

Complimentary-Horror-Game-Flashlight by Unknown Weirdo'.- January 6, 2022