(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).
{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!
{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
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