plumpkins

receiving oral sex while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.

I've really got to take a shit, are you up for plumpkins?

by kensuke July 24, 2008

plumpkins

Another name for a really fat pumpkin.

"HEY! Look at that plumpkin over there! It's huge!!!"

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

plumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked by a girl while he's on the toilet taking a shit

Bob is taking a shit at home when his wife walks in and starts sucking his dick.

by Dil SHmead January 7, 2004

Plumpkin

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).

Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.

Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...

Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!

by Donner131 October 10, 2014

Plumpkin

Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.

Peyton is the purest example of a plumpkin I have ever seen.

by Wisechicks November 2, 2020

plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

by Dave March 31, 2005

Plumpkin

A plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on Earth. The requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. Plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. This makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. It is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms.

Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.

Ted: "It was crazy! It was as big as my TV, and it had this huge mouth! It bit my neighbor's head off!"

Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here."

Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986)
Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)

by MS-2021 August 17, 2010