Plumkin

a girl/guy giving head while the other person is taking a shit.

Plumkin-Please reference Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

by your moms girlfriend October 23, 2008

plumkins

when a girl gives a guy head while he takes a shit

Jill gave Jonny plumkins as he took a big crap.

by aprilg May 11, 2007

plumkin

When one takes more than the recommended dosage of a laxative and receives fellatio from a female while dropping the kids off at the pool, then she bobs for apples/indian food...

damn I feel incredible after that sick bitch gave me a plumkin

by sky the bull April 23, 2009

plumkin

Noun; Pet word for a lover, esp. one who is sickly and in need of protection. See plimsole Not to be confused with pumpkin, the large orange vegetable.

C'mere plumkin, I think you need a cuddle.

by michaelkasp January 09, 2009

plumkin

A small drop of shit.

Named for the noise it makes when hitting the water.

Gary: How was your shit?
Adam: It sucked, just a few plumkins.

by Plumaster1 June 03, 2010

Double Plumkin with cheese

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.

Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!

by Powerphone Tube Steak October 03, 2009

PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!

-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”

by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 22, 2017