Parents that never control their kids and then blame or attack others if they're hurt or in trouble. ( plovers are an Australian bird who let their chicks roam freely and violently swoop anyone that comes near)

This kid just ran straight into me and his crazy plover mother started screaming at me like I'd hurt him deliberately.

Plover mother by Dutchy70 September 12, 2019

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Snowy Plover

When you're having sex in the snow, and your pubes get very icy.

"Shit man i hate winter, snowy plover hurts!"

Snowy Plover by Samuel Sanudo June 8, 2015

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Piping Plover

A winged avian piece of shit, which due to a its lack of survival skills has naturally selected itself straight onto the endangered species list. By doing so, a variety of extremist animal protection and conservation groups have ensured that anytime one of these fang bearing, disease carrying, good for nothing creatures decides to lay nest and make babies on a beach, that beach gets closed down to people for weeks and months on end, regardless of the beaches popularity. Luckily there are a few organizations such as PHUK Plovers, (of Cape Cod, MA) which are fighting the good fight against these piping pukes.

Piping Plovers taste like lobster. PHUK Plovers!

Piping Plover by CapeRoughRider June 26, 2010

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Snowy Plover

Noun - When you think you see a golden ostrich from a far but on closer inspection the guy is not hot.

no man that's a total snowy plover

Snowy Plover by piplpower November 7, 2010

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