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ploppers 

According to Creed (from "The Office)'s blog, "this means bad." This along with several others words were created by Creed, who was jealous of teenagers using slang that he did not understand.
Did you see that movie last night? It was ploppers.
ploppers by Fraula March 2, 2009

Ploppers 

She’s got some big ol ploppers
Ploppers by Barry Bajingus November 19, 2021

mouth ploppers 

Small food you can plop in your mouth. And food small enough to eat in one bite.
Sally had a nice spread of cheese, crackers, and tasty mouth ploppers.
mouth ploppers by CapatainWestward November 9, 2017

plopper stopper 

Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.
Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."
plopper stopper by ED Gordo January 11, 2013

Crumple Plopper 

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.
"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."
plopper by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013