Ploozer

Someone who is both a poser and a loser.

That dude is a ploozer.

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

ploozer

ploozer is the hottest meme page owner to exist

ploozer is so hot

by kexda June 29, 2021

ploozed

Cummed or Jizzed

Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!

by Ploozy May 15, 2016

paloozer

A paloozer is a pathetic loser. Use this in circumstances when the word loser just doesn't cut it. A paloozer is the mother of all losers.

Seriously dude, you are the biggest paloozer ever!

by akyr May 16, 2010

Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

Plooser

A word that only awesome people use, intentionally the word loser with a P and extra O to make it look cooler.

Annie: Oh my God! Nate you are such a plooser.
Nate: I know... I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be cooler next time.

by Anniie March 17, 2008

Plopzerk

The name of someone when calles you a wazzok when you are not a wazzok and they are.

Person1: you are such a wazzok
Person2: says you you plopzerk

by Wordpersonrose December 14, 2019