plootus

When a blade of grass gets stuck in in between your toes will you have shoes on

"Dude! I have a plootus right now!"

by Terragamer64 August 25, 2017

plootnus

It's a universal term that describes anything your imagination can come up with. It isn't necessarily good or bad. It's just plootnus.

Damn gurl, you lookin plootnus in that dress.

I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.

by Plooty in my Booty March 11, 2014

PLOTUS

"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!

It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.

by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020

pootus

Slang- Career winery worker of questionable intelligence and personal hygiene, generally of Portuguese descent.

That Pootus is going to be bottling wine until the day he dies.

by I_like_pie April 24, 2006

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.

The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

by GothMowgli July 1, 2022

Pootus

A breed of humans with a rather large piece of beef in there pants. Usually great looking and superb in bed. This species can be found hanging around ugly species such as a Mocha bears and jewish people.

Even though Pootus is big. he is huge in the pants.
Also see Pooty

by NihilisticPunk August 12, 2004

That Nigga Pootus

A very skrange lad. Known for his strides in the "Butt Cheeks Matter" movement. Also known for his many varieties of flatulence; many of who he canned and sold on Fecalalian black market, in order to fund his activism.

As a known fecalphiliac and an avid Butt-hunter, he was considered too weird to live amongst us, and thus was soon expelled off of the fecalalian peninsula in 1982, after his many rackets were discovered by authorities.

No one knows for sure where he resides to this day, but some believe he made his home in the sewers of the lost city Atlanus.

That nigga Pootus kinda weird.

by Fuckhead#1 August 26, 2022