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When a blade of grass gets stuck in in between your toes will you have shoes on
"Dude! I have a plootus right now!"
plootus by Terragamer64 August 25, 2017
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plootnus 

It's a universal term that describes anything your imagination can come up with. It isn't necessarily good or bad. It's just plootnus.
Damn gurl, you lookin plootnus in that dress.

I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.
plootnus by Plooty in my Booty March 11, 2014
"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!
It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.
PLOTUS by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020
Slang- Career winery worker of questionable intelligence and personal hygiene, generally of Portuguese descent.
That Pootus is going to be bottling wine until the day he dies.
pootus by I_like_pie April 24, 2006

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.
The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it
Pootus Bootus by GothMowgli July 1, 2022
A breed of humans with a rather large piece of beef in there pants. Usually great looking and superb in bed. This species can be found hanging around ugly species such as a Mocha bears and jewish people.
Even though Pootus is big. he is huge in the pants.
Also see Pooty
Pootus by NihilisticPunk August 12, 2004

That Nigga Pootus

A very skrange lad. Known for his strides in the "Butt Cheeks Matter" movement. Also known for his many varieties of flatulence; many of who he canned and sold on Fecalalian black market, in order to fund his activism.

As a known fecalphiliac and an avid Butt-hunter, he was considered too weird to live amongst us, and thus was soon expelled off of the fecalalian peninsula in 1982, after his many rackets were discovered by authorities.

No one knows for sure where he resides to this day, but some believe he made his home in the sewers of the lost city Atlanus.
That nigga Pootus kinda weird.
That Nigga Pootus by Fuckhead#1 August 26, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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