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When you make a sound that sounds like a fart but you did not actually fart.
"Dude, did you just rip one?"
"No man, I plooted. It was the chair."
by anonipen December 04, 2014
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
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by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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A slimy, green mass that can't get flushed down the toilet because it's too sticky. It lives in the toilet and stinks up the entire bathroom. Only a very stinky summoner could tame the blob because anyone else who comes near passes out or runs in horror.
"Our toilet's clogged with another ploot!"
by Stinkerino October 02, 2020
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To fuck, have intercourse with, screw, bang
She likes to ploot. He does too.
by real123 July 12, 2006
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a hardcore smelling funk from a chic's vagina
I've tried everything, I just can't get this ploot off my finger!
by rob h. August 19, 2004
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a person that is very clingy and wants to be a milf they also want to braid everyones as hair
ploot always wants to braid my ass hair but i shave it 😢😢

ploot keeps begging for their partner to make them a milf
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by emeraldhasanobsession June 09, 2021
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