plooble

plooble: A bubble that forms on the anus while defecating. Usually the result of a dairy-rich meal in someone who is lactose intolerant.

My GOD, Ambrose. Last night after a horrifying alcohol-induced blackout, I ate chili with cheese and sour cream coated in an inch of butter washed down with two quarts of whole milk. I'm lactose intolerant, so when I went to relieve myself, a plooble formed that was of leviathan proportions. It burst with such explosive force, I had to spend the entire morning cleaning excrement off the walls and ceiling of my lavatory.

by Bipolarbear4873😳 November 6, 2018

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pooble

A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.

You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.

by vrknoise January 19, 2009

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ploogled

After blowing up a balloon, it is the act of releasing the balloon from your grip and letting it fly around the room deflating itself...hence making the "Ploogled" sound.

Jayme: "Here, hold the balloon tight"
Cort: "Oh no, I let go"
Jayme: "Shit, you ploogled it!"

Balloon: "PPFFFBBBBFFSHHH"
Jayme: Ha, its ploogled.

by JayCort December 29, 2006

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Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

by Dagmar of 'The Real Deal', my band June 6, 2003

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Pooble Dash

The sort of shit that is mostly fart based. Sorta 80%-20%. The net result is shotgun like poo projectiles that make a pebble dash/splatter like effect in the bowl of the lavatory.

I thought I needed to do a shit but instead I just pooble dashed the toilet!

by Acme420UK April 22, 2011

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