ploke

to poke a person on Facebook and get it all wrong.
Jodi got ploked by her friend.
by RKII August 07, 2011
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Ploking

The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.
After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.
by Malignantmop December 06, 2012
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