ploflantis 

annoyingly tall

Kevin is the most ploflantis person I have ever met.

ploflantis by Bojang Bangles September 16, 2019

Poolantis 

When you take such a huge dump that it actually rises above the water level inside the toilet.

Guy #1: Are you alright? You were in there for a long time.
Guy #2: Dude, I think I just found the Lost City of Poolantis.

Poolantis by KBo1138 October 10, 2008