Cramping, stiffness or pain in the fingers and or hands associated by the overuse of a PlayStation console controller. Especially the trigger (Pointer) finger.
Pronunciation: PlayStation-itis
My trigger finger hurts so bad from gaming too long, I think I have “PlayStationitis”.
Person 1 "wanna play on my ps3"
Person 2 "ooo is it a ps3 slim"
Person 1 "yea why"
Person 2 "im playstationthreesexual"
Person 1 "get the fuck out of my house"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.