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Playing monopoly 

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.
Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

playing monopoly 

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.
Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

Playing monopoly 

Having sex with a girl and or a guy and then having sex with his or her entire friend group later, this can be done all at once or it can be done at different times.
John: So did you have sex with Michala?
Me: Yeah and I’m planning to play monopoly
John: Hell yeah brotha
John: I’m currently playing monopoly with Ashley’s friend group
Me: How far are you?
John:Half way brotha, I’m currently working on Hannah
Me:Good work man I hope you get it
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026