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You have a very nice platato.
platato by Playtupusfeet December 15, 2015
The middle between both of your eyebrows
Look at Sam's Platato it's huge
platato by Anderjoseph January 5, 2016

Platatudanous 

to be very dull or boring as fuck
That girl is very platatudanouse in bed. lol
Platatudanous by Eugene Brunt March 6, 2009

Pwatato Mac Queen 

United to make a country called the United Nations of Potebana with Banoonoo Mc Queen.
The baddest bitch you’ll ever know.

If someone calls themselves a Potato Queen, they are automatically the baddest living bitch.
There are many other queens of veggies and fruits as well.
Her-“I’m the Queen of Potatos!”
Others-“OMG SUCH A BAD BITCH!”
Her-“Call me Pwatato Mac Queen!”

patatoes 

if u don't like patatoes u should die!
patatoes by carl 17 July 29, 2006
Spanish for Plantain, a starchy relative to the banana that's used in carribean cooking. Never eaten raw.

In the southwest US, this the word used to describe ordinary Bananas.

Also used as an insult to refer to Dominicans, especially to call someone a "come platano" (platano eater).
Platanos are good when sliced into chips and fried.

Pedro Martinez is a Platano.

Sammy Sosa es un "come platano".

"In Santo Domingo, all that grew was platanos so that's all we ate. We ate platanos with sugar for breakfast, platanos at lunch, and platanos for dinner."
Platano by h0mi May 28, 2004