Plastiocene 

Plastiocene (noun):
The current synthetic epoch in Earth’s history, characterized by the rise of petroleum-born life forms, microplastic DNA entanglement, and the global worship of single-use gods. Defined by layers of Tupperware, Barbie limbs, dental floss, and cigarette filters fossilized in ocean sediment and toddler intestines.

The age of plastic will be known as the Plastiocene

Plastiocene by PlutoKrazo July 18, 2025

Plastiocene 

Plastiocene

/PLAS-tee-oh-seen/ (noun)
The current unofficial epoch in Earth's geologic timeline, marked by the overwhelming presence of plastic in every ecosystem, organism, and orifice. A synthetic age of denial, brought to you by disposable culture, microwave convenience, and Karenian rituals of consumption.

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🗿Definition:

An era defined by polymer saturation—where rain, breast milk, snowflakes, sea salt, and even your dreams test positive for microplastics. In the Plastiocene, the planet is a landfill with Wi-Fi. Humans are host organisms for garbage with credit scores.

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🧽 Used in a sentence:

> “We’re not in the Anthropocene anymore, grandma—we’re deep in the Plastiocene. Eat your microplastic cornflakes and say thank you.”

> “We’re not in the Anthropocene anymore, grandma—we’re deep in the Plastiocene. Eat your microplastic cornflakes and say thank you.”

Plastiocene by PlutoKrazo July 19, 2025

Plastiocene Futulier

Plastiocene Futulier
plastiocene futulier
noun
A practitioner who designs and seeds future cultural, material, and conceptual tools for life in the Plastiocene era — a world defined by plastic, synthetic systems, and irreversible human impact.
Example:
“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”

“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”

Plastiocene Futulier by Heymuse January 2, 2026

plasticine people 

Those who possess no ability for critical analysis and independent thought, who don't think to question what they are fed by the media. They take whatever impression they're given and stay that way.

Look at all those plasticine people, who think that Fox News actually broadcasts impartial news.

plasticine people by Flakey July 25, 2007

plasticine 

Main Entry: plas·ti·cine Variant(s): also plas·ti·cene /'plas-t&-"sen/
Function: noun
Etymology: from Plasticine, a trademark: a plastic paste used for models and sculptures often used to describe someone who is fake or puts on a front to impress others.

Don't go and sell your soul for self esteem, don't be plasticine.

plasticine by Digital Demigod September 27, 2005

Plastiscines 

a young French all-woman rock'n'roll band that formed a few years ago. They consist of:

Katty Beanard - vocals + guitar

Marine Neuilly - guitar

Louise Basillein - bass

Anais Vandevywere - drums.

Their sound is based on post-punk and New Wave styles, pretty similar to another great all-woman band from the 80's, the Go-Gos. The singing is done in both English and their native French. Their first album was LP1, which featured the hits "Loser", "Pop In, Pop Out" and the Joan Jett -inspired "Shake". Late last year they released "about love" - it's one of the best albums put out last year. Check them out, they're one terrific export from France.

1. The Plastiscines got their name from "plastiscine", a word found in the lyrics of the psychedelic Beatles hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds". That word itself refers to a glue or cement which is sold in the U.K. and Europe.

2. The Plastiscines are the vanguard of what may well be a revival of rock'n'roll music. For over a decade there has been chumpy boy bands, gangsta (c)rap, American Idol puke pop, phony country, phony punk, phony r & b, stupid airheads who have zero talent who shake their butts (with dancers behind them), lip-syncing to a disc while people gawk in an empty-headed way, and other bullshit. Now here is an all-female rock group that writes and sings their songs and actually plays their own instruments. Yes they are young, cute and French (ooh la la) but they make and perform SONGS. Music is their #1 priority. How about them apples?

3. There's other fresh new bands too - the Danish boy/girl (ala Eurythmics) duo the Ravionettes, Datarock from Norway, the French band Phoenix and the new guitar goddess from Down Under - Orianthi Panagaris - all who are worth hearing. After so many years of musical hell and the "Worst Decade Ever" (the 00's), rock'n'roll and its culture may finally be coming back to life again. I hope so.

Plastiscines by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 7, 2010

plasticine head 

someone with a deformed head usually larger than normal, often occurs in the scouse.

Mikey look at that plasticine headed cunt over there

Mate you have a right plasticine head

plasticine head by bisboii November 15, 2019