plason 

A person with no taste

Or lack of

P1: I Love football
P2: you're such a plason

plason by Azler October 11, 2023

platonic kiss 

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.

A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."

platonic kiss by Neg46 August 2, 2016

platonic crush 

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.

I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.

platonic crush by beautifulmistake_13 June 2, 2011

pason pount 

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.

Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up

pason pount by Honest Pason Pount fan and 99 August 9, 2022

Platonic Cuddling 

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.

I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

Platonic Cuddling by LilithXIII July 4, 2011

platonic soulmate 

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish

Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates

platonic soulmate by squishtomarry13 January 27, 2018

Platonic Marriage 

Platonic Marriage is when you decided to go fuck it and marry your best friend(s) because who’s gonna stop you? God?? Any who the only benefits there are to being platonically married are tax benefits so have fun w that!!

This platonic Marriage is going well

Platonic Marriage by newwy February 24, 2021