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Plant a tree 

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load
friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!
Plant a tree by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch

plant a tree 

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.
Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
plant a tree by Sex ED July 28, 2006

plant a tree 

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
plant a tree by its earth day April 22, 2008

plant a tree 

You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.
Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!

plant it like a fucking apple tree 

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing
"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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