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plant a tree 

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
plant a tree by Sex ED July 28, 2006

plant a tree 

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
plant a tree by its earth day April 22, 2008

plant a tree 

You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.
Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!

plant it like a fucking apple tree 

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing
"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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