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planet destroyer 

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A planet destroyer is when you sit your ass down on the face of a passed out or sleeping victim and rub your shithole down the length of their nose leaving a nice bacon strip of fecal matter. When they wake up all they will be able to smell is shit.
My mom wasn't making the money like she used to, so her pimp gave her a planet destroyer while she was conked out on a heroine trip.
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Planet Destroyer 

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I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!

Destroy my pussy not my planet

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To destroy someones pussy instead of our planet.
hey! destroy my pussy not my planet!
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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