verb, the act of being sexually interrupted. Origin: from us fooling around teenagers who are always interrupted by people such as pizza men, parents, sibling, or little kids.
So she was almost there and then her dad totally pizza man'ed us.
"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the populartelevision show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.
Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.