The act of providing physical or visual sexual favors to someone who would not otherwise deserve them (for example, computergeeks, gamers, or those facing almost certain death)
"Aawwww, your 30 years old and you've never seen a woman naked? I'll pity porn you."
Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.
n: An old port-a-potty with clippings from porn magazines glued to the wall, and splatterings of cum all over the place. A popular place for losers to choke their respective chickens.
Man, they just moved that new porn-a-potty into my neighborhood. Man, that's good porn.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.