pitch hitter

someone whom you have random sex

I'm calling a pitch hitter tonight...

by Polarcoffee April 13, 2008

pitch hitter

When the vagina is out of commission from her period and the man asks to substitute with her asshole instead.

Due to the monthly vistor, her boyfriend asked for the pitch hitter.

by snowboard freak November 09, 2009

Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

by weeny bubble August 26, 2010