Pistol Whipped
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pistol-whipped
Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
pistol-whipped by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009
pistol-whipped
A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
-or-
"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
-or-
"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"
pistol-whipped by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011
Krystol Pistol Whipped
Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
Krystol Pistol Whipped by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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