"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That
dude she'
s been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
-or-
"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The
one in the
sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-
whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"