Pistol Whipped
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pistol-whipped
Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
pistol-whipped by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009
pistol-whipped
A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
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"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"
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You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
-or-
"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"
pistol-whipped by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011
Krystol Pistol Whipped
Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
Krystol Pistol Whipped by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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