pissburgh 

Come one , Come all to Pissburgh , Pennsylvania ! Many people will call this place Pittsburgh and are very, very enthusiastic about the “h” on the the end of the word. The city has a mix of a black community, Jewish Community, and white trash community all in one.

Pissburgh is home to the Pirates, Steelers and Penguins or pens, as the fans call it. It is also home to many backed up sewers and old used port-a-potties. The back up has caused the city to smell like piss. Yinzers, local employees and visitors alike will agree Da Burgh smells like R. Kelly’s bedroom. Unlike most big cities there isn’t much to do or see, causing a piss poor experience... But hey, atleast it’s not Cincy.

Guy 1: Oh no, the sewer is backed up again and it smells like piss !!!
Guy 2: Oh well. Welcome to pissburgh.

pissburgh by Shlomo Livenstein June 2, 2019

Pittsburgh Nelly 

1) A Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

2) A certain fork in the Missouri river named after the said whore.

3) A derogatory slang term used to describe a sexually overactive and altogether unattractive female.

This term was popularized by Chris Farley while portraying the fictional character Bartholomew Hunt in 1998's Almost Heroes.

That sick old town bike was a real Pittsburgh Nelly.

Pittsburgh Nelly by holyshiite November 15, 2010

Pittsburgh Date 

An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.

*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA

Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"

Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"

Pittsburgh Date by Charlie Bityacaukoff January 23, 2014

Pittsburgh slim 

The Scrawny Sylvester Stallone. Oh yeah, he's a music artist... I guess it's club music. Pretty good music.

Pittsburgh slim... no example needed, i defined it enough

Pittsburgh slim by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Potty 

A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.

I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.

Pittsburgh Potty by Lloyd Christmas September 22, 2016

Inbred Pittsburgh 

A resident of Pittsburgh, PA who has a high likelihood of being born from inbred bloodlines, as the Western part of Pennsylvania is in the heart of Appalachia. Appalachia is known for extreme poverty, low IQ, poor hygiene, and inbreeding with close blood relatives.

I'm going to have to stay in my hotel tonight where its safe so I can stay away from the inbred Pittsburgh residents. I don't want to come in contact with those people, I don't want to catch a disease or lower my IQ.

Inbred Pittsburgh by RobertJohnson May 31, 2012

pittsburgh sweats 

When someone needs to take a dump so bad that they start sweating. Sometimes happens in the middle of a big city with no bathrooms in sight.

"Rob is in rough shape. He's got the Pittsburgh sweats and the nearest bathroom is 2 blocks from here. He might not make it."

pittsburgh sweats by Greg Fratt September 16, 2013