Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
1. An insult to hurt one's dignity.
2. An pod similar to StarWarsEpisode 4, escape pod full of urine.
3. A pod similar to those that grow on vines, full of urine.