Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.
1. An insult to hurt one'sdignity.
2. An pod similar to StarWars Episode 4, escape pod full of urine.
3. A pod similar to those that grow on vines, full of urine.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!