piss on me
piss on me by Anna Bratta April 1, 2008
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Piss me on
A : What did Aiko do last night?
B : She stayed up late and worked on our project
A : Wow!
B : She really knows how to piss me on!
B : She stayed up late and worked on our project
A : Wow!
B : She really knows how to piss me on!
Piss me on by dzhus April 20, 2010
Let me piss on the floor
Let me piss on the floor by Spookadeen December 9, 2021
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011
piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. by fuguez September 26, 2009
Piss on my foot and tell me its raining
To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar
Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!
Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008
piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007
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