piss in shit

when you got go to the tiolet and it comes out both ways and blends together in a creamy mixture

yo man i just saw joe piss in shit

by MasturbatorMike December 19, 2009

shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting

I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting

by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012

shit fuck in a piss bucket

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.

me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!

by Joe July 15, 2004

quit shit pissin' around

Stop wasting f'n time!

Get your ass over here and quit shit pissin' around!

by bijouseve November 21, 2007

Pissin and shittin

When one is being a bitch.

Jonah kugler is Pissin and shittin

by Jonahkugler August 28, 2020