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shit in a piss time 

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting

shit fuck in a piss bucket 

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.
me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!

quit shit pissin' around 

Get your ass over here and quit shit pissin' around!

Pissin and shittin 

When one is being a bitch.
Jonah kugler is Pissin and shittin
Pissin and shittin by Jonahkugler August 28, 2020

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026