pipeities

A dumb ass way of saying priorities because you can’t be assed to fight with autocorrect

Oh damn, get your pipeities straight!

by mxddi March 22, 2021

Pitities

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

by Cazland January 11, 2009