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Pineappleism 

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
Pineappleism by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010
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Pineappleism 

A funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie Pineapple Express.
Saying that someone is your BFFF is an example of a Pineappleism.
Pineappleism by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009

Pineappleism 

Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.
Person 1: whats you religion?

Person 2: Pineappleism.

Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!

Person 2:(not really a religion though).

Pineappleism 

A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.
A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"

pineappleism 

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!
pineappleism by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024

Suddenly, Pineapples 

A phrase that means something random that neither helped nor hurt anyone.
Man 1: "I am depressed"

Man 2: "Suddenly, pineapples"
Man 1: "THIS DOESN'T HELP!!!"

pineapples on pizza 

to some a blessing, to others a curse
pineapples on pizza is the equivalent of shitting on a burger and eating it whole./ dude, this pineapple pizza is the best!
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