pinapplism
pinapplism is a religion
pinapplism by Inklingboi-3- February 9, 2018
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Pineappleism
A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
Pineappleism by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010
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Pineapplist
Pineapplist by the_real_big_pineapple November 12, 2017
pinappliccram
this is the ultimate joke. it has no meaning. it is used to confuse those clueless enough to believe you. often said as “i want your pineapple ice cream minus the E” this joke will have people going crazy trying to figure it out.
me: “this chick really believes i want her pinappliccram”
friend: “no way dude”
me: “she’s a little clueless but i love how much she cares”
friend: “no way dude”
me: “she’s a little clueless but i love how much she cares”
pinappliccram by mpiimttc December 7, 2020
Pinapples
Person 1: "So yeah I gave him pinapples last night."
Person 2: "Finally!"
Mother: "So what did you and Billy do last night?"
Daughter: "Oh you know... pinapples."
Person 2: "Finally!"
Mother: "So what did you and Billy do last night?"
Daughter: "Oh you know... pinapples."
Pinapples by mombo italiano October 6, 2010
pinappliccram
this is the ultimate joke. it has no meaning. it is used to confuse those clueless enough to believe you. often said as “i want your pineapple ice cream minus the E” this joke will have people going crazy trying to figure it out.
me: “this chick really believes i want her pinappliccram”
friend: “no way dude”
me: “she’s a little clueless but i love how much she cares”
friend: “no way dude”
me: “she’s a little clueless but i love how much she cares”
pinappliccram by mpiimttc December 7, 2020
Pineappleism
Pineappleism by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009
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