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Rectumsmell pimplesack
A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,
he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"
walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"
walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
Rectumsmell pimplesack by Toxic-temptation November 19, 2012
Related Words
pimbles • Pimles • pimplestiltskin • Pambles • Pimblett • Pimble Worm • Pimplesqueak • pimplestick • Pimplestilskin • pimplestix
pimplestix
The nickname of any male who purposely has unprotected sex with a female while having genital warts.
pimplestix by Phartman July 9, 2004
pimplestiltskin
Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)
pimplestiltskin by Phartman July 9, 2004
Party Pimples
The small pimples on someone’s face usually around the mouth or chin caused by cum. They can also be located near the ass or vagina. They are found on porn stars and sluts alike. Chicks with these tell tale signs will love to party, thus the name party pimples.
Check out that chicks chin, it’s covered with party pimples I know she will let you cum in her mouth or on her face.
Party Pimples by Beavis812many August 23, 2009
poop pimples
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
poop pimples by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
pubic DEATH pimples
THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ
After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
pubic DEATH pimples by i don't want your pitty October 20, 2008
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