pilp

when u fart and a little bit of poo comes out

o shit man i just pilped

by d-magic September 30, 2003

PILP

"Porker I'd Like to Pork"

A large woman with either a great looking face, great personality, or both that one would like to Pork (Fuck) despite her large physical presence

"There's a fine looking PILP!"

by jedi_clampett April 28, 2013

Pilp Stacker

Someone who is randomly silly and offers no explanation or rationale behind their actions.

Wife The towels are still wet, is the tumble drier broken? Husband Of course it’s not broken, you’ve put the drier on the wrong setting, you fuckin Pilp Stacker!

by Bucklesquack June 4, 2019

Pilp

Pilp (noun) - An ambiguous substance, typically liquid or semi-solid, characterized by its dubious nature or composition. Often employed in expressions denoting both repulsion and fascination towards an identified or unidentified amalgamation or concoction.

"Rob made a pilp smoothie from a medley of yesterday’s leftovers and some goblin syrup.

by Figboof April 30, 2024