pilp 

when u fart and a little bit of poo comes out

o shit man i just pilped

pilp by d-magic September 30, 2003

PILP 

"Porker I'd Like to Pork"

A large woman with either a great looking face, great personality, or both that one would like to Pork (Fuck) despite her large physical presence

"There's a fine looking PILP!"

PILP by jedi_clampett April 28, 2013

Pilp 

Pilp (noun) - An ambiguous substance, typically liquid or semi-solid, characterized by its dubious nature or composition. Often employed in expressions denoting both repulsion and fascination towards an identified or unidentified amalgamation or concoction.

"Rob made a pilp smoothie from a medley of yesterday’s leftovers and some goblin syrup.

Pilp by Figboof April 30, 2024

Pilp Stacker 

Someone who is randomly silly and offers no explanation or rationale behind their actions.

Wife The towels are still wet, is the tumble drier broken? Husband Of course it’s not broken, you’ve put the drier on the wrong setting, you fuckin Pilp Stacker!

Pilp Stacker by Bucklesquack June 4, 2019

pilpul

Endless quibbling and argumentation as a tactic to confuse and tire out opposition in political debate. Typically employed by liberal bugmen posing the question "What is a White person" and then continuing to focus on outliers and border examples unrepresentative of a well defined core definition.

Jordan Peterson: Brown eyes, curly hair, poor constitution, pilpul-like ramblings when asked simple questions, accusing people of being mentally ill for questioning jewish power.

pilpul by Warskonian Pepper Pig February 5, 2018

pilpul

A debate over the meaning of a context presented as a debate over the context itself.

Pilpul conceals the structure of the argument in the meaning of the argument.

Pilpul can also be called structural lying.

pilpul by sandraxine September 17, 2018

Pilpy

When you feel sloppy or flappy. Sometimes it's a good thing.

I'm feeling kinda pilpy.

Pilpy by Pilpmaster J November 8, 2021