"Porker I'd Like to Pork"

A large woman with either a great looking face, great personality, or both that one would like to Pork (Fuck) despite her large physical presence

"There's a fine looking PILP!"

PILP by jedi_clampett April 28, 2013

Related Words

pilp • pilpul • Pilp Stacker • Pilpa • pilpar • Pilpy • pilpz

Pilp

Pilp (noun) - An ambiguous substance, typically liquid or semi-solid, characterized by its dubious nature or composition. Often employed in expressions denoting both repulsion and fascination towards an identified or unidentified amalgamation or concoction.

"Rob made a pilp smoothie from a medley of yesterday’s leftovers and some goblin syrup.

Pilp by Figboof April 30, 2024

Pilp Stacker

Someone who is randomly silly and offers no explanation or rationale behind their actions.

Wife The towels are still wet, is the tumble drier broken? Husband Of course it’s not broken, you’ve put the drier on the wrong setting, you fuckin Pilp Stacker!

Pilp Stacker by Bucklesquack June 4, 2019

pilpul

Endless quibbling and argumentation as a tactic to confuse and tire out opposition in political debate. Typically employed by liberal bugmen posing the question "What is a White person" and then continuing to focus on outliers and border examples unrepresentative of a well defined core definition.

Jordan Peterson: Brown eyes, curly hair, poor constitution, pilpul-like ramblings when asked simple questions, accusing people of being mentally ill for questioning jewish power.

pilpul by Warskonian Pepper Pig February 5, 2018

pilpul

A debate over the meaning of a context presented as a debate over the context itself.

Pilpul conceals the structure of the argument in the meaning of the argument.

Pilpul can also be called structural lying.

pilpul by sandraxine September 17, 2018

Pilpy

When you feel sloppy or flappy. Sometimes it's a good thing.

I'm feeling kinda pilpy.

Pilpy by Pilpmaster J November 8, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026