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"Porker I'd Like to Pork"

A large woman with either a great looking face, great personality, or both that one would like to Pork (Fuck) despite her large physical presence
"There's a fine looking PILP!"
PILP by jedi_clampett April 28, 2013
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pilp • pilpul • Pilp Stacker • Pilpa • pilpar • Pilpy • pilpz
Pilp (noun) - An ambiguous substance, typically liquid or semi-solid, characterized by its dubious nature or composition. Often employed in expressions denoting both repulsion and fascination towards an identified or unidentified amalgamation or concoction.
"Rob made a pilp smoothie from a medley of yesterday’s leftovers and some goblin syrup.
Pilp by Figboof April 30, 2024

Pilp Stacker 

Someone who is randomly silly and offers no explanation or rationale behind their actions.
Wife The towels are still wet, is the tumble drier broken? Husband Of course it’s not broken, you’ve put the drier on the wrong setting, you fuckin Pilp Stacker!
Endless quibbling and argumentation as a tactic to confuse and tire out opposition in political debate. Typically employed by liberal bugmen posing the question "What is a White person" and then continuing to focus on outliers and border examples unrepresentative of a well defined core definition.
Jordan Peterson: Brown eyes, curly hair, poor constitution, pilpul-like ramblings when asked simple questions, accusing people of being mentally ill for questioning jewish power.
pilpul by Warskonian Pepper Pig February 5, 2018
A debate over the meaning of a context presented as a debate over the context itself.

Pilpul conceals the structure of the argument in the meaning of the argument.
Pilpul can also be called structural lying.
pilpul by sandraxine September 17, 2018
When you feel sloppy or flappy. Sometimes it's a good thing.
I'm feeling kinda pilpy.
Pilpy by Pilpmaster J November 8, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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