pilp

when u fart and a little bit of poo comes out

o shit man i just pilped

by d-magic September 30, 2003

PILP

"Porker I'd Like to Pork"

A large woman with either a great looking face, great personality, or both that one would like to Pork (Fuck) despite her large physical presence

"There's a fine looking PILP!"

by jedi_clampett April 28, 2013

Pilp

Pilp (noun) - An ambiguous substance, typically liquid or semi-solid, characterized by its dubious nature or composition. Often employed in expressions denoting both repulsion and fascination towards an identified or unidentified amalgamation or concoction.

"Rob made a pilp smoothie from a medley of yesterday’s leftovers and some goblin syrup.

by Figboof April 30, 2024

Pilp Stacker

Someone who is randomly silly and offers no explanation or rationale behind their actions.

Wife The towels are still wet, is the tumble drier broken? Husband Of course it’s not broken, you’ve put the drier on the wrong setting, you fuckin Pilp Stacker!

by Bucklesquack June 4, 2019

pilpul

Endless quibbling and argumentation as a tactic to confuse and tire out opposition in political debate. Typically employed by liberal bugmen posing the question "What is a White person" and then continuing to focus on outliers and border examples unrepresentative of a well defined core definition.

Jordan Peterson: Brown eyes, curly hair, poor constitution, pilpul-like ramblings when asked simple questions, accusing people of being mentally ill for questioning jewish power.

by Warskonian Pepper Pig February 5, 2018

pilpul

A debate over the meaning of a context presented as a debate over the context itself.

Pilpul conceals the structure of the argument in the meaning of the argument.

Pilpul can also be called structural lying.

by sandraxine September 17, 2018

Pilpy

When you feel sloppy or flappy. Sometimes it's a good thing.

I'm feeling kinda pilpy.

by Pilpmaster J November 8, 2021