pillowjerk

getting jerked while watching a movie,etc. with a pillow covering your junk

Dude 1: Man, that movie sucked

Dude 2: Yeah... but I DID get a pillowjerk in before it ended

by Mexican Cutie September 19, 2009

pillowjeff

A lazy being mostly made of fluff and puff. Wears a backwards LA hat. Will likely try and have relations with your girlfriend (even if your girlfriend is fat). Can ruin an office and employees with amounts of gossip beyond belief. Is known to take more naps than Drew. Will hustle you for money

Is he sleeping on the job again...what a pillowjeff.

Pillowjeff ftw...

I'm your pillowjeff!

by YEYE JD September 18, 2007