Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad owners lost weight and shrank to reasonable proportions, they would disappear. Usually found only on chavettes. Think Matt Lucas.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.