Pig Flu

Name: Pig Flu Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When you wake up in the morning next to a fat chick, invariably with a hangover fit to down an elephant (or the chick next to you).

invariably a pre-cursor to the walk of shame

Got pig flu last night, she could suck a melon through a hose pipe though so I kept her on for some 'morning duties'

Pig Flu by poijoy April 28, 2009

Get the Pig Flu mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

pig flu

Comes from pigs.

Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!

pig flu by thepigboy May 12, 2009

Get the pig flu mug.

Related Words

Pig Flu • Pig Flu Panic • Pig flucker • Flying Pig Flu • Lazy Pig Flu • Flute the pig • Pigfluenza • pig • pig in a blanket • pig pen

Pig Flu Panic

1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09.

2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP).

Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.

A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit!
B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic.

A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album?
B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!

Pig Flu Panic by charlesmartel April 27, 2009

Get the Pig Flu Panic mug.

Flying Pig Flu

Another name for the Swine Flu as it is a mixture of pig & bird viruses.

The epicenter of the Flying Pig Flu was Mexico City.

Flying Pig Flu by flyingpigflu April 25, 2009

Get the Flying Pig Flu mug.

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

Lazy Pig Flu by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

Get the Lazy Pig Flu mug.

Pig flucker

When you get so drunk you remember having ovine sex but all you can stammer out is a slur that sounds like "I flucked a pig" "I'm a pig flucker"

Man, I got so wasted last night I flucked hella pigs.. Man, you are a serious pig flucker!

Pig flucker by Sicklickle February 27, 2013

Get the Pig flucker mug.

Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

Flute the pig by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

Get the Flute the pig mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

Get the Galantir mug.